{"product_id":"fireworks-questionable-decisions","title":"FIREWORKS \u0026 QUESTIONABLE DESCISIONS","description":"Fireworks \u0026amp; Questionable Decisions tees carry the loud, late-night grin of nights that tilt toward the unforgettable. This lightweight cotton shirt sits soft and steady on your shoulders while the bold design sparks memories of backyard chaos, neon skies, and laughing until your sides hurt. It’s for the people who show up for bonfires, block parties, and last-minute road trips — the ones who value stories over plans. Wear it when you’re swapping tales around a grill, nursing a soda at dawn, or slipping into the passenger seat for another impulsive detour. The shirt breathes, holds its shape, and keeps the print vivid through the kind of nights that become the best kind of messy stories.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a clean, smooth fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, high-quality prints: DTG body prints and DTF for sleeves and neck labels\u003cbr\u003e- Certification and care: Oeko-Tex safety, EU 2-year warranty, compliant with safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":49524133069039,"sku":"12091004484578236388","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XS","offer_id":49524133101807,"sku":"21212514121356387846","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":49524133134575,"sku":"30791703152039623051","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":49524133167343,"sku":"23382635701145740580","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49524133200111,"sku":"30292793007399788034","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":49524133232879,"sku":"14159304869392707207","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":49524133265647,"sku":"90801354848593358417","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":49524133298415,"sku":"13931297284033699241","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49524133331183,"sku":"11644842389247162225","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":49524133363951,"sku":"85753651573026875396","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":49524133396719,"sku":"20757698950975589252","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":49524133429487,"sku":"27847555048507784420","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49524133462255,"sku":"19977440709563987140","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":49524133495023,"sku":"27452611919244276975","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":49524133527791,"sku":"31493076678149445488","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":49524133560559,"sku":"20005576899037966708","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49524133593327,"sku":"28462111515906385687","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":49524133626095,"sku":"20202428470194642710","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49524133658863,"sku":"21735415026949694463","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49524133691631,"sku":"22452773202975924983","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49524133724399,"sku":"11336208311935863010","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":49524133757167,"sku":"96097591424492517155","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49524133789935,"sku":"80502528981335878564","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49524133822703,"sku":"32897262554560253306","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":49524133855471,"sku":"92791550677002549301","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":49524133888239,"sku":"61334793472699835212","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":49524133921007,"sku":"24184378815569719154","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":49524133953775,"sku":"32782714897371864984","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":49524133986543,"sku":"30886878327833596563","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":49524134019311,"sku":"25281082533374329507","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/7947\/6463\/files\/6377414676357984063_2048.jpg?v=1779151358","url":"https:\/\/probablysarcasm.shop\/products\/fireworks-questionable-decisions","provider":"probablysarcasm.shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}