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Consistently comfortable and fun to wear!

👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort

🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton

📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk

🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton

🇺🇸 Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.

1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!

2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fie, so no high heat!

3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.

4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!

Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order

Once shipped, allow 2–5 days for orders to be delivered

Returns & Refunds

All items are made to order. Because we're crafting your sarcasm into wearable art, we don't accept returns or exchanges for wrong size ordered or change of mind. (We can't read minds... yet.)

We do accept claims for:
• Damaged or defective items
• Wrong item received
• Lost shipments

How to file a claim:
Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue. We'll make it right!

Email: [support@probablysarcasm.shop]